January 2010
December 2009
if i see a fit guy tonight
dylanmarie:
fuckuniform:
he’s mine. i don’t care who i have to punch to get him, it’s been tooo long.
Vegetables are a lot like butt sex. If you’re forced to have it as a child, you...
– Daniel Tosh (via taliroze) (via animalsandmonsters)
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"Don't talk to her. She'll eat you. She hasn't...
My ma to my sister about me.
"Have you ever been on a rollercoaster WHILE...
My dad
Just got to Sea World, and I already flipped shit...
At least I’m stoney bologna.
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