December 2011
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Just actually put together that my boss gave me the same dosage of pain killers she gives 200 pound dogs. I can’t talk without drooling. I took one four or five hours ago and I’m still wooooosh. KEEPING YOU ALL UPDATED BECAUSE YOU CARE~~ BUT NO PICS.
Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Being a responsible being and participating in moonshine pong.
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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My sister got me apple pie moonshine and my other sister’s boyfriend got me sippy cups. Welp.
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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All I want for Christmas is a blow job.
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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buttholebab3: boys who like dogs > boys who like cats
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Kids are the funniest.
Me: Yeah, like grandparents have magical powers and can talk to Santa DIRECTLY! So always make sure you clean up before they come over!
Girl I babysit: Wait, does my grandma carry around a wand?
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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The one cool thing about babysitting little ones right before Christmas is if they start misbehaving at all, you can tell them you’re going to call Santa and ask him to deliver their presents to you. I love the holidays.
Dec 22nd
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