December 2011
Just actually put together that my boss gave me the same dosage of pain killers she gives 200 pound dogs.
I can’t talk without drooling. I took one four or five hours ago and I’m still wooooosh.
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Being a responsible being and participating in moonshine pong.
My sister got me apple pie moonshine and my other sister’s boyfriend got me sippy cups. Welp.
All I want for Christmas is a blow job.
buttholebab3:
boys who like dogs > boys who like cats
Kids are the funniest.
Me: Yeah, like grandparents have magical powers and can talk to Santa DIRECTLY! So always make sure you clean up before they come over!
Girl I babysit: Wait, does my grandma carry around a wand?
The one cool thing about babysitting little ones right before Christmas is if they start misbehaving at all, you can tell them you’re going to call Santa and ask him to deliver their presents to you.
I love the holidays.