WHY DO PEOPLE THINK IT’S OKAY TO PISS IN TRASH CANS? WOULD YOU PISS IN YOUR OWN TRASH CAN (SOBER)? NO.

I mean at least at your house you can piss inside a trash bag, put it in the freezer until it’s solid, then viciously attack someone. Or piss inside tiny bags, freeze, and then have frozen piss water balloons. SO SAVE PISSING IN TRASH CANS FOR YOUR HOUSE ONLY.

If you don’t own a robe/wear it so you can be forever naked even when you have guests over then you’re fucking up big time