Every time someone tells me I’m attractive, I’m just like, “You haven’t seen me eat though”.

I am the most disgusting eater to exist. I’m compatible to a wild and ravage animal ripping a part its prey as fast as it can. I don’t use utensils half the time, I refuse to share any of it, and I usually end up wearing a lot of the condiments. There is nothing attractive about that.

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   thank fuck it’s not just me.

4. wolfsangel said: you have no idea.
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6. cthulhu-forpresident said: My boyfriend likes to make fun of me for (somehow) getting condiments on my forehead when I eat at least half of the time. Yup, we’re sexy.
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9. whiterthanthatcolgate said: I like my women verging on feral.
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