Crazy dog lady at twenty-something,I could eat my weight in bacon.I’ll take my whiskey on the rocks.Southern belle living in Florida. ASK | FAQ | TWIT Instagram = jessafett var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-16985607-2']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })(); Tumblr (3.0; @ladysatan)http://ladysatan.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5c54a0d662da210f7e19de8d04fd1e3d/tumblr_mn9igzfB1g1qzhjmlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Dentist told me to make a necklace.</p>http://ladysatan.tumblr.com/post/51158919943http://ladysatan.tumblr.com/post/51158919943Thu, 23 May 2013 13:41:22 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/452ab17ffeeea7a1554c39c29eed45a4/tumblr_mldx640OCS1s8v72ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ladysatan.tumblr.com/post/50911905043http://ladysatan.tumblr.com/post/50911905043Mon, 20 May 2013 11:43:18 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/04b7e278c902e7252032bce81c77cafc/tumblr_mmvkumvIZZ1rhi0rbo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://ladysatan.tumblr.com/post/50911888317http://ladysatan.tumblr.com/post/50911888317Mon, 20 May 2013 11:42:58 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcsqcjRHN51qlhck1o1_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcsqcjRHN51qlhck1o2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>Note to self</p>http://ladysatan.tumblr.com/post/50911881010http://ladysatan.tumblr.com/post/50911881010Mon, 20 May 2013 11:42:51 -0400<p>What</p>http://ladysatan.tumblr.com/post/50911869503http://ladysatan.tumblr.com/post/50911869503Mon, 20 May 2013 11:42:38 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1f01964ee3447fd4b4ba97aff856bc66/tumblr_mn0l1afXd11qzhjmlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My boyfriend sends me cute things sometimes.</p>http://ladysatan.tumblr.com/post/50761076517http://ladysatan.tumblr.com/post/50761076517Sat, 18 May 2013 17:58:22 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dc220a10ebfb6e20be44df0f16118d13/tumblr_mn05hgrL7B1qzhjmlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>😊❤👍</p>http://ladysatan.tumblr.com/post/50737129345http://ladysatan.tumblr.com/post/50737129345Sat, 18 May 2013 12:22:28 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c8949661137164f7e1b646d668a4d43a/tumblr_mmv7wjc9521qzhjmlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>A page from Jill’s doctor’s post surgery guide… Soz.</p>http://ladysatan.tumblr.com/post/50537824377http://ladysatan.tumblr.com/post/50537824377Wed, 15 May 2013 20:26:43 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6c3bd4d8cfef61c8190a83a052f2f429/tumblr_mkfom9JtdJ1qd0ln0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ladysatan.tumblr.com/post/50083491402http://ladysatan.tumblr.com/post/50083491402Fri, 10 May 2013 07:43:02 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6cb4b092616ce6b3fdb24a2fd824d8cc/tumblr_mmk94aU1f81qza0i3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ladysatan.tumblr.com/post/50060450617http://ladysatan.tumblr.com/post/50060450617Thu, 09 May 2013 22:24:13 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/14de564a07cd4fb51be79d0a32c1c97e/tumblr_mmjv145q1D1ronhn5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ladysatan.tumblr.com/post/50060436490http://ladysatan.tumblr.com/post/50060436490Thu, 09 May 2013 22:24:03 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4110a86531ea44d5808ccc1322865e4b/tumblr_mmi7vhWb5p1qzhjmlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I don’t know how she does it.</p>http://ladysatan.tumblr.com/post/49970722173http://ladysatan.tumblr.com/post/49970722173Wed, 08 May 2013 19:57:17 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/598b312b9497437f746dafc61889f47c/tumblr_mmftdzbDGw1ru5h8co1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://ladysatan.tumblr.com/post/49964319753http://ladysatan.tumblr.com/post/49964319753Wed, 08 May 2013 18:34:28 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/838670a951fc1e05d6f6cf50676dc0d5/tumblr_mm70ekNteh1s7ell1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ladysatan.tumblr.com/post/49953955929http://ladysatan.tumblr.com/post/49953955929Wed, 08 May 2013 16:20:48 -0400“But I have seen the best of you and the worst of you, and I choose both.”<br/><br/> - <em>Sarah Kay and Phil Kaye, “An Origin Story” (via <a href="http://glorious--headfuck.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">glorious—headfuck</a>)</em>http://ladysatan.tumblr.com/post/49953919019http://ladysatan.tumblr.com/post/49953919019Wed, 08 May 2013 16:20:21 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mekkdbTss31rbyfmxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ladysatan.tumblr.com/post/49953910625http://ladysatan.tumblr.com/post/49953910625Wed, 08 May 2013 16:20:13 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4394d15954f897b9dbc49c373d9dc13b/tumblr_mmhsvlC6JQ1qzhjmlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>You never turned around to see the frowns on the jugglers and the clowns when they all came down and did tricks for you</p>http://ladysatan.tumblr.com/post/49946881705http://ladysatan.tumblr.com/post/49946881705Wed, 08 May 2013 14:33:21 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyi577a0AP1r7zerjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ladysatan.tumblr.com/post/49900918535http://ladysatan.tumblr.com/post/49900918535Tue, 07 May 2013 21:47:45 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6f18038eea948cb77595ae4617553307/tumblr_mmbbng6bm51r39jvoo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://ladysatan.tumblr.com/post/49899846802http://ladysatan.tumblr.com/post/49899846802Tue, 07 May 2013 21:35:18 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/86635cf925bdbce3ec3e572523ee367e/tumblr_mmeef73s871qzhjmlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I cannot control my excitement about the semester being over.</p>http://ladysatan.tumblr.com/post/49805154873http://ladysatan.tumblr.com/post/49805154873Mon, 06 May 2013 18:28:19 -0400